wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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