You just made me feel so damn special
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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