WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
A+ Viking dick
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
