you would pick up someone in the library
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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