i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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