Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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