New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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