I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Say something about gay babies.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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