After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
