Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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