it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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