I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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