You surviving the open bar?
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my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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