Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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