Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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