love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Who died my cat blue again?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
