hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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