i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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