What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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