I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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