the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm passing your future prison.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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