My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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