Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
dude. I can hear the air.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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