I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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