Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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