My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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