Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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