can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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