i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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