also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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