i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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