I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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