She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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