why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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