Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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