Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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