Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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