sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
It's blow job season.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
