So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
