i just google imaged poop.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
This baby is an asshole
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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