And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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