Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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