The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
is wine microwaveable?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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