I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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