We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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