K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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