Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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