the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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