I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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