I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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