are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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