Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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