Have you finally orgasmed yet?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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